So this is the all important SQL Karaoke wrist band post. In order to get your SQL Karaoke wrist band you must head over the NEC booth on Wednesday during the exhibit hall hours and talk to the fine folks that will be working there. If they decide that you are worthy they will grace you with an all powerful wristband which will get you some free drinks at Bush Garden that night. Now keep in mind that there are a limited number of wristbands available.
Now myself and our awesome NEC rep will be arriving at 9:30 at Bush Garden (possibly even together). Anything you drink before 9:30pm IS ON YOUR TAB. Once the tab is open its first come, first served. Don’t be greedy, we have a budget so don’t be drinking all of it. We want the budget to last so that everyone can enjoy our sponsors amazing generosity, so I’ll say it again, don’t be a putz.
When the drinks run out, they run out. If you get there late and the budget is gone, then sorry. Crying to me will get some big old puppy dog eyes with my most polite and heartfelt “so sorry”. Once the budget runs out I’ll grab the mic and let you know that you’ll need to open your own tab in a way that is truly “me”.
If when you get to the NEC booth the folks there don’t know what you are talking let me know on Twitter or email and I’ll get my guy down there to straighten them out. There shouldn’t be any problems, we’ve got their marketing department running the show there.
Don’t forget to tip the nice lady that brings you the drinks and the KJ who lets us abuse him for the night.
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